There’s a certain Bally member who is often madly yanking the lever on the paper towel dispenser like a spastic gambling addict at a Las Vegas slot machine. He’ll literally unfurl 20-30 feet from the roll. Why? Well, because he doesn’t own a bath towel, and dries off after showering with the paper sheets. Guess it’s better than the other towel-free members who use the hand dryers on their entire bodies. Regardless, we’ve nicknamed this muscle-bound dude Brawny.
Enjoy your workout.