Chicago Bally Workout 216

July 31, 2009

As it turns out, the sticker tagging in the Bally men’s locker room is actually tied to a clothing boutique. We wonder if Bally members receive discounts on the urban apparel. Seems like it’s the least they could do for defacing the lockers.

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Chicago Bally Workout 215

July 30, 2009

On Monday, many of the clocks at the Loop Bally club displayed the wrong time or weren’t working at all. By Wednesday, the clock in the men’s locker room had been removed entirely. Was the clock taken for repair? Or was it stolen by some Flavor Flav wannabe?

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Chicago Bally Workout 214

July 29, 2009

As we’ve noted in the past, the security guards patrolling the men’s locker room at the Loop Bally club have tough jobs. The other day, we witnessed one of them dozing off in the rickety office chair. To suddenly wake up surrounded by naked men and assorted locker room horrors must be quite a nightmare. Or a dream come true for Richard Simmons.

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Chicago Bally Workout 213

July 28, 2009

There were two clogged sinks in the men’s locker room at the South Loop Bally club. It’s a safe bet that Josephine the Plumber would prefer to eat a canister of Comet versus dealing with the messes. And Joe the Plumber would probably blame it all on President Obama.

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Chicago Bally Workout 212

July 27, 2009

The men’s steam room at the South Loop Bally is different than the one at the Loop club because, well, it works. The Loop club steam room has been dark and dry for as long as we can remember – which is probably for the best, since God only knows how the Loop members might abuse a steam room. It’s initially difficult to tell how large the South Loop steam room is, as the steaminess makes it nearly impossible to view beyond a two-foot radius. This is probably also for the best, given the South Loop members are not much classier than their Loop counterparts.

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Chicago Bally Workout 211

July 26, 2009

At the Loop Bally club, there was a moist Q-tip® on the workout area floor. Why would anyone swab their ears while lifting weights? Guess they didn’t want to miss the full, rich sounds of Bally TV.

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Chicago Bally Workout 210

July 25, 2009

Most of the comments left at this blog are spam, which WordPress manages to filter. It’s always interesting to see how these spammers “enjoy” Bally Total Witness. Here are a few examples.

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Emma D, can you purchase colon cleanser at the Bally store?

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