LA Fitness claims to be getting closer to opening its new club, despite the signs of cluttered construction. In fact, the club’s Facebook page presents photos that indicate the place is hardly finished. The latest postcard announces pre-sales are ending – last chance for a discounted rate! Someone please note the time and date. We’ll bet discounted rates will continue and be reintroduced numerous times in the months ahead. Only a fucking jackass would pay retail value for a health club membership.
Enjoy your workout.