The South Loop Bally club posted a new sign in the men’s locker room titled, “Bally Personal Training Manifesto.” It’s a bold proclamation, with lots of motivational mumbo-jumbo undoubtedly designed to entice members to sign up for the services of a personal trainer. It’s hard to imagine that a Bally staffer authored the lengthy affirmation. Although they seem like nice people, these folks don’t exhibit the ability to construct complete sentences. The ultimate test of their writing skills involves filling out membership contracts.
Enjoy your workout.