The Loop and South Loop Bally clubs have leaky roofs – which is odd, as both are located in lower levels, indicating the dripping is likely not rainwater. The South Loop club experienced extra problems this weekend, probably due to the high humidity. There are plastic garbage cans situated in certain areas, along with a few yellow caution signs. Additionally, ceiling tiles have been dropping to the floor. Maybe Bally should leverage the damages into a new exercise program: a water sports obstacle course where members must maneuver around the puddles and plastic cans while dodging deadly tiles – like Kwai Chang Caine evading spears.
Enjoy your workout.