Once more, the South Loop Bally club has a broken urinal in the men’s locker room. To prevent members from pissing on the service request sign again, the document has been sealed in a clear plastic bag and taped to the urinal – like some CSI evidence. Hey, William Petersen is in Chicago performing at the Victory Gardens Biograph Theatre. Maybe he can stop by Bally to investigate the situation.
Enjoy your workout.