There are lots of emergency exits at the Bally Loop club. If you ever need to escape from the joint, you’ll have no difficulty – unless you’re trying to get out of your contract. Anyway, a homemade sign was recently taped to one exit door, warning members not to use it. In fact, the sign threatens to revoke the membership of anyone who pushes through the door. So maybe getting out of your contract is as easy as exiting the club.
Enjoy your workout.