We saw the “security” dude at the South Loop Bally club again. Although we’re still not clear about his real role. He doesn’t wear a uniform, but he patrols the men’s locker room. He doesn’t appear to be a janitor, as he’s not sporting the custodial t-shirt either. Maybe he’s some sort of elite maintenance man, on call to handle emergency situations. We’ll call him S.W.A.T. – Special Weapons and Toilets.
Enjoy your workout.