Did the Loop Bally hold a fucking garage sale? We’ve been out of town for the past week, and recently returned to discover at least 15-20 percent of the weightlifting machines have vanished. The remaining ones have been spread out to fill the gaping spaces. There were no homemade signs to explain the disappearance. Maybe the devices are being repaired or replaced with better equipment. Or perhaps Bally sold the stuff to the new LA Fitness. More likely, Bally is downsizing à la General Motors. Before long, the club will probably swap the toilet stalls with a Port-A-John.
Enjoy your workout.