Bally is introducing Total Pilates. The self-hype reads:
Total Pilates at Bally Total Fitness® is a comprehensive program that offers a contemporary and functional approach to the original principles of Joseph and Clara Pilates. With the combination of qualified instructors and superior equipment, Bally is the one place to satisfy all your Pilates needs.
In other words, you’ll have to pay extra loot to get involved. Which is just fine – because if the program were free, you know members would be snoozing on those fancy Pilates machines.
Enjoy your workout.