Workout 75

Bally presents another lame promotion: The sixth annual Marathon + Half-Marathon in New York City. Members can even receive an Exclusive Free Copy of the handout posted here, with helpful tips to prepare for the big event. Other training advice could include:

Go on a marathon runaround by trying to end your Bally membership contract.

See Netflex for pirate DVDs of inspirational movies like Rocky and Chariots of Fire.

Develop your leg muscles by jumping over the mystery puddles around the toilet stalls.

Enjoy your workout.



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