Remember the guy with the toupee and patches of tape stuck to his skull? Well, he actually spoke to us the other day. He was going to the pool – with a rubber swimming cap adhered to his bald dome – but had left his flotation gizmo beside a locker. He came back to retrieve it and muttered, “Gee, I’d forget my head if it wasn’t on me.” We wanted to crack, “Oh, you’d probably find a way to remedy that with more double-stick tape.”
Enjoy your workout.