Q. What is it about Q-tips® that makes it so difficult to properly throw the things away? Why can a person discover used Q-tips® nearly everywhere throughout the club? Why are earwax-laden Q-tips® in lockers? Why are the iconic cotton swabs littering the locker room floor? Who is dumping the devices in the showers? Is it really proper etiquette to unclog your ears and assorted orifices in the steam room? How do soggy Q-tips® manage to land in the weight-lifting area? Why do people think Q-tips can be flushed down toilets or dropped into urinals?
A. Because Bally members are quadruple gross.
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