Workout 42

Q-tips® Q&A

Q. What is it about Q-tips® that makes it so difficult to properly throw the things away? Why can a person discover used Q-tips® nearly everywhere throughout the club? Why are earwax-laden Q-tips® in lockers? Why are the iconic cotton swabs littering the locker room floor? Who is dumping the devices in the showers? Is it really proper etiquette to unclog your ears and assorted orifices in the steam room? How do soggy Q-tips® manage to land in the weight-lifting area? Why do people think Q-tips can be flushed down toilets or dropped into urinals?

A. Because Bally members are quadruple gross.

Enjoy your workout.



6 Responses to Workout 42

  1. […] The scenario also makes you wonder if Bally has a Lost & Found. Now that would be a Pandora’s Box of horrors. One can only imagine the contents: single socks, holey underwear, jock straps, athlete’s foot spray, disposable razors and Q-tips. […]

  2. […] We’re guessing these folks are packing the standard newbie fare. Hand sanitizing gel. Baby Wipes. Q-tips. Cell phone. Taser. Keys. […]

  3. […] Bally Workout 152 Abandoned towels are almost as common as discarded Q-tips® at Bally. You’ll see them hanging on weight-lifting machines, inside open lockers, around the […]

  4. […] tolerating the bullshit and declare, “I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take soiled Q-tips® […]

  5. […] Bally Workout 203 The other day, we spotted a soiled Q-tip® on the carpet in the Bally lobby. We’re not sure if it was dropped by a member or by one of the […]

  6. […] Bally Workout 211 At the Loop Bally club, there was a moist Q-tip® on the workout area floor. Why would anyone swab their ears while lifting weights? Guess they […]

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