Workout 41

In addition to free soap, shampoo and conditioner, the South Loop Bally provides free hand & body lotion. The dispensers hang in the sink area where members shave (and occasionally dye their hair – a violation of Bally Total Fitness® Rules & Regulations*). While shaving today, we witnessed a spectacle worth noting. A totally naked member – who could stand to lose at least 60 pounds – proceeded to moisturize his entire body. The process took about ten minutes to complete, draining nearly a quarter of the plastic dispenser. Squirt. Squirt. Squirt. Rub. Rub. Rub. The guy shellacked everything, including his nut sack – which he likely hasn’t actually seen in years. We thought he had finally finished the feat, but when walking past the TV room, we spotted the dude applying a second coat to his loins. Vaseline® would probably take a pass on hearing this guy’s skin story.

Enjoy your workout.

* Bally Total Fitness® Rules & Regulations state: No hair dyeing, bleaching or perming is permitted in the locker room or the wet areas.



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