Workout 20

Memo to Bally Male Members:

You bench press with brute force. Display Herculean feats hitting the weight benches and barbells. Build massive muscles via multiple reps of lat pulls, curls, shoulder raises, leg extensions, squats, crunches, power lifts and more. Your brawn and vigor are undeniably amazing.

Can you not find the strength to flush the fucking toilet?

Enjoy your workout.


3 Responses to Workout 20

  1. […] The South Loop Bally men’s locker room presents two urinals positioned side by side. The receptacles are nearly identical, except for one feature. The right urinal has a lever for flushing, while the left urinal has an automatic sensor flusher. Not surprisingly, both urinals are equally filled at any given time. Apparently, the automatic sensor flusher is not working. And expecting members to manually flush a urinal is asking too much, as most have never even mastered the art of flushing toilets. […]

  2. […] Putting your weights away? Um, Bally members haven’t even figured out how to flush the fucking toilets. […]

  3. […] Bally Soy Protein Bars®? Security guard layoffs? Completely eliminate free paper towels? Ration toilet paper to five sheets per […]

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