Last April, Chicago cops tracked down and killed a cougar that was pouncing through North Side neighborhoods. The wild cat’s appearance perplexed people, as cougars have not been known to roam freely in the area since the 19th century. Unless you’re a Bally member. In fact, we spotted a pair of cougars just a few months ago. The big-haired duo bounced on the abs machines, wearing capri pants, tube tops, clunky bracelets and open-toe sandals. The blaring club music was drowned out by their loud talk and louder laughter. Probably on the prowl for frisky personal trainers.
Enjoy your workout.