Men are pigs.
Men in locker rooms with public showers and toilets are worse than pigs.
There’s no need to fear contracting athlete’s foot in the Bally locker room. The dominant fungi and bacteria – many of which have probably not yet been identified by the CDC – will easily obliterate such common infections.
The floors are dumping grounds for bandages, wrappers, wads of hair and other mystery items.
Members manage to completely dislodge sink handles almost daily.
Hand dryers are used to dry everything except hands.
The shower area leaves you longing for a shower – even after you take a shower.
Senator Larry Craig would refuse to make direct contact with the toilets, regardless of whoever might be in the adjoining stalls – and the adjoining stalls are typically occupied by totally naked men.
Enjoy your workout.