Bally Total Fitness doesn’t live up to the sleek and sexy imagery in its advertising. But honestly, what advertiser does? Anyone capable of executing a basic Google® search can discover all the Bally blemishes too. The customer complaints are, um, healthy. The company’s financial situation is not. Bally and sucks create a common word pairing in the lexicon of contemporary culture. No duh.
This blog, however, won’t focus on such matters of public knowledge. The intent is not to criticize or abuse the chain. Rather, the posts share observations and thoughts from a new member for purely entertainment purposes. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Enjoy your workout.