Bally should consider signs for the men’s locker room that read:
Erection Etiquette
Please note it is impolite – and probably illegal – to proudly parade around the locker room with a full erection. Given there are no private stations with plastic curtains, it is definitely illegal to masturbate in the showers. Seek medical attention or a personal trainer for erections lasting over 4 hours.
Enjoy your jerk-off workout.
